Summary
Work history
Skills
Affiliations
Accomplishments
Timeline
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Zain Ali

Summary

Former comedian turned potential love of your life (strong ik). Specialise in making badly timed jokes in poor situations, always interested in sweet treats and owning cool ass hoodies that are prone to be stolen . Seeking one (1) cute girl (you) to bully lovingly and make playlists for (I have good taste). Immediate start available.

Work history

amateur therapist

Friends Ltd

Listened to rants

Gave semi-decent advice

Backed up with snacks or a blunt (depending on friend)

Head of Planning

myfriendsareidiots.com

Successfully organised random trips (see ig for my iceland post)

Late night drives

Emergency food runs

Skills

  • elite hypeman - 'water @ 3am' type beat
  • excellent understanding that "I'm fine" isn't fine
  • knows how to cook you food - and serve dessert ;)
  • can survive shopping trips with no complaining (reward requested after)


Affiliations

  • you (hopefully)
  • manchester united
  • movies
  • talking shit and backing that up

Accomplishments

Naming a time and a place x

Timeline

amateur therapist

Friends Ltd

Head of Planning

myfriendsareidiots.com
Zain Ali