Matyas Grof

-Buy a dog

-Do a perfect cartwheel in front of a witness.

-To fall in love, go to Disneyland for a lil surprise day trip on a cruel summer day, be super disappointed because its not what I imagined, go home with my Winnie the Pooh toy and have a shoulder to cry on. Then go to the Maldives or something idk. Anywhere really, just not France.

-On a side quest to make as many Taylor Swift references as I physically can... Ready for it?

 I asked a few of my friends to tell you why you should date me in a sentence or two. Some understood the assignment. I unfortunately told them I will include the answer regardless of what they say.

Alice - "He is a wee gem"

Kai (didn't understand the assignment)- "Ur smart, ur funny, kind, interesting, rich, u let me borrow ur lambo that one time"

Femi (also didn't understand the assignment) - "he can arm bar u if u talk out of turn 👍"

Kye - "Date Janos because he's a high performance athlete. Funny guy. He's blonde (for now). He'll take you to hungary"

Bradley - "Matyas is a funny, bright and very energetic a young man with many talents and passions in media, fighting and general content creation. I’d recommend anyone try his cooking, can’t beat it"

Ester - *Aired*

Got a long list of ex-lovers, they’ll tell you I’m insane

JK. I lied, I just wanted to make another Taylor joke. Look What You Made Me Do. I am literally studying Taylor Swift lyrics.

err.. I have always been single so I'm not sure what to write here? work experience I guess?

Dishoom      08/2022- Present

I've only ever worked here. Met my future *best man* Alice while working here. I assure you there will be no *bad blood* between us when she becomes your second favourite dishoom employee after myself.

Few extra details

Mamas boy - Taught me how to treat women with respect. Raised a real feminist.

Weapon of mass destruction - trained martial artist, with a whooping one fight under his belt. Can protect you from anything.

Pirates of the Caribbean - I really like Pirates of the Caribbean.

Autistic- Probably on the spectrum (or so I've been told)

Michael B. Jordan- often confused for actor Michael B. Jordan whilst walking the streets of London

Gary - I have a pet tree called Gary. Also a cat called Kalman. Gary is cool.